What I’m about to tell you is kind of weird. 

I’m a full time investor in strange, unusual technology and haven’t
had a “real” job in years.

If you’re looking for something interesting but you’re sick of all the crap out there, you might like the report I made. 

Because I hate all that other stuff too.

I can’t watch Youtube for 5 minutes without being told we’re on the verge of a historic bull run… 

Or that I’m missing out on the biggest wealth transfer of our lifetime… 

…and If I see one more crypto guru flexing on a rented yacht…

I’m throwing my phone across the room

I’m embarrassed to say I lost money listening to these guys

I didn’t go broke or anything

But now I have trust issues with people on the internet

So Instead of getting tricked again

I went out on my own to look for something legit that grows faster than my 401k does

And weirdly… 

I found it

What I found wasn’t stocks

Or memecoins

Or Stanley cups

Or any other fad or trend

I found technology

A whole bunch of new tech that’s already being used by billion-dollar industries

The weird part is I found this whole other market where these technologies are being traded like stocks

I still can’t figure out why no one’s talking about it

I guess it’s because they aren’t listed on the stock market

So I said to hell with it and bought some of these “tech assets”

I mean, it’s not super exciting or anything…

But its profitable

I make money even when the stock market is tanking

Got a nice little income stream too

I guess this is the part where I’m supposed to throw up a chart with huge gains and pretend I’m some kind of genius

What I really wanna do is tell you how well this is working

But if I did, you’d think I’m full of crap anyway

And I wouldn’t blame you

I still catch myself double checking my account to see if it’s real

That’s how unexpected the gains have been

Let’s just say these are outperforming everything else I’ve ever invested in including Apple and Nvidia.

No, it’s not Oprah money

Yet

But it’s consistent

And anyone can buy them

But you have to know where to look

So I made a report to show you where to look

I don’t write good so I made a video just like this one that shows you everything

I’m not charging for it

It’s definitely not for everyone though - That’s why I’m only sending this to those who ask for it.

I do need your email so I can send it to you

Don’t worry. It’s an email, not a kidney.

That’s it. 

No pressure.

No funny business.

Just something that might finally make sense.

You can get the report here.

The report isn’t professionally produced because I didn’t make it for mass appeal

I made it for the people who are still curious about new investments but done with the noise and fake promises

I’ll be happy if even one person watches it and sees that this is the first time they’re not being BS’d

I don’t know how long I’ll keep this video up

But the report’s there if you want it